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Monday, October 8, 2007

If I was Queen of the Universe...

I would require every child and adolescent to wear a uniform to school. If I ruled the world, the boys would have to wear their shirts tucked in and a belt that can be seen. Pants would have to be worn at the waist and if anyone questioned or dared to come to school dressed otherwis, I would ziptie their pants nice and snug at their waist. Girls would have the ability to wear ONE pair of earrings and hair color would have to stay a natural color. Boys would not be able to wear earrings and their hair could not touch their shoulders. Detention would be handed out like candy to all students who don't answer "yes ma'am" or "yes sir" to any adult. There would be a mandatory girls and boys etiquette class that would teach girls how to be ladies and boys how to be gentlemen. There would be absolutely NO PDA on school grounds or any school related function. Parents would be required to be involved in their children's education - no excuses.

All this if I were queen of the universe...

Until then....pants will sag, men will look like girls, respect will go out the window, and teachers will continue to complain about how the TAKS tests and Bush's No Child Left Behind are ruining our schools and our futures.... believe me, THAT is the least of our worries.

4 comments:

veronica said...

Clarissa, I can tell that you have been working at HISD! What a bummer that it really has gotten so bad for our kids...BUT, what a blessing that they have someone like you to turn to !

Roxanna said...

YEAH!!!
Couldn't agree more Clari!

Anonymous said...

Clrissa bienvenida al mundo correcto y conservador que nunca debio de pasar de moda. Ojala que tu estancia en HISD logre algunos cambios pues Yo, tu familia entera y principalmente Dios te lo van a agradecer.

Anonymous said...

Mama dice que el comentario anterior fue de Papa...pero ella dice que si ella fuera reina del universo....te contrataria para consejera de valores humanos.

Besos, Papa y Mama+<'\\><